March 8, 2014
Andre Drummond, Assemblyman Richard Bloom, Brothers Tucker Comedy, Chris Geile, Comedy, Dawn DaLuise, Detroit Lions, Detroit Pistons, Funny, Green Bay Packers, iCarly, Jennette McCurdy, Jokes, Laugh, Mono-Blah-Blah-Blah-Gue Jokes, Monologue Jokes, Risque Photo, Sea World, Solicitation to commit murder
TMZ Sports is reporting skin specialist Dawn DaLuise is being held on $1 Million bail for solicitation to commit murder. DaLuise bragged about hiring former Detroit Lions offensive linemen, Chris Geile to kill his rival in the skin care industry… When Daluise was asked why the plan was not executed, he said, “momma always said, if want something done right, you gotta hire a Green Bay Packer”.
A rather risque photo of iCarly star Jennette McCurdy was leaked. McCurdy believes this photo was leaked by NBA baller, Andre Drummond, from the Detroit Pistons. However, Drummond strongly denies being responsible for this development… When McCurdy was asked if she thinks this will affect her career negatively, she replied, “No, I don’t want to name names, but we can’t all twerk on stage with a married man in front of millions of people to jump start our adult careers”. – iCarly fans keep your eyes open for her new show, R-Rated-Carly’s BFF!
Santa Monica Assemblyman Richard Bloom has proposed a bill that would ban the orca show in Shamu stadium at Sea World. Many California politicians oppose the idea for several reasons, mainly for it’s local significance on the job market… Bloom recently said, “bad things can happen when a whale is confined to a small place, just ask New Jersey Governor Chris Christie”.
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March 5, 2014
Videos - New Comedy
Parody, Comedy, Laugh, Sketch Comedy, Brothers Tucker Comedy, Humor, News, Weather Update, Los Angeles, LA Weather, Sunshine, Rain, Rain Storm, Weather Man, Weather Man Fail, Fail, Meltdown
Los Angeles field weather reporter Chase Storm awaits the biggest rain storm to hit LA in years. However, before the lightning strikes he becomes thunderous. If you’ve ever been to La La Land it’s likely you didn’t see any other weather than 75 and sunny. So for an aspiring weather man like Chase, LA was probably a poor place to end up.
The other aspect of the weather department that is amusing, are the people who put together the update graphics for Los Angeles weather. They are always over dramatized and normally the actual weather outcome disappoints those of us hoping for a variation from sunshine. I bundled all of this into this weeks sketch. Please ENJOY!
Brothers Tucker Comedy
February 28, 2014
2 Chainz, Brothers Tucker Comedy, Cheerleader, Comedy, Da Brat, Jokes, Miley Cyrus, Mono-Blah-Blah-Blah-Gue Jokes, Monologue Jokes, Paula Patton, Robin Thicke, Shayla Stevens, Strippers, Violently Bottling, VMA, Wrecking Ball
Rapper 2-Chainz was caught on video showering two strippers with money. It’s been reported that for the 2 1/2 minute performance the women pulled in $4000… When 2-Chainz was asked why he made it rain, he replied, “I thought one of the strippers was named California, so naturally, I ended the drought!”
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are on the outs. Things apparently headed south after Thicke’s VMA performance with Miley Cyrus… When Thicke was asked to comment about the possible divorce, he said, “no comment, but on March 7th Miley and I have a remix dropping called ‘Home Wrecking Ball’.” – Thicke also eluded to the fact that his next move might be to start a divorced men’s club for all those caught masturbating to their VMA performance.
In 2007, Rapper Da Brat was arrested and then served a little more than three-years in prison for violently “bottling” former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader, Shayla Stevens, leaving her with severe injuries. A jury has awarded Stevens 6.4-millon dollars. When the settlement was announced, Stevens said, “give me your M-O-N-E-Y, what’s that spell, YEAH MONEY!”
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February 27, 2014
Videos - New Comedy
Parody, Comedy, Funny, Spoof, NFL, Laugh, Humor, NFL Combine, 2014 NFL Combine, NFL Draft Picks, NFL Scouting Combine, Interview, Exclusive, 40-Times, Scouts, National Football League, Jadeveon Clowney, Johnny Manziel
It’s that time of year where the brightest NFL coaches, scouts, and general managers gather to watch the worlds most supreme athletes, run, jump, bend, and run some more. During this one workout a players entire draft stock can fluctuate drastically, netting them or costing them millions of dollars. Yes, if you’re familiar with the NFL you know that all of these kids also get a hand fed pro day, but nothing can move or secure your draft stock like running an impressive 40-yard dash, ie Jadaveon Clowney. Throwing a tight spiral can help billionaires forget they are about to invest millions on a spoiled child, ie Johnny Manziel.
This weeks sketch I sat down with myself, as I play future NFL star Terrance Fuller, I take you inside the NFL Combine player interview room. Please take a moment to watch some of the absurd questions asked to this fictitious future NFL prospect. What are some of the questions you would have asked an incoming NFL rookie? Please post your questions down in the comment section, and perhaps they’ll make the 2015 NFL Combine video.
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February 14, 2014
American Idol, Beef, Brothers Tucker Comedy, Charles Barkley, Comedy, Diva, Funny, Girls Gone Wild, Humor, Joe Francis, Jokes, Kevin Hart, Laugh, Mariah Carey, Monologue Jokes, Music, NBA, NBA All-Star Weekend, New Music Videos, Nicki Minaj, Paternity Suit, Steve Wynn, Strippers
MARIAH CAREY FORGETS NICKI MINAJ
Former co-American Idol judges and music icons, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj recently released their newest music videos on the same day. The beef between the two was no secret and it clearly hasn’t ended. During a radio promotion Mariah was asked about Nicki, and she answered “who” — Let me get this straight, she forgot “who” Nicki Minaj is, married the kid from Nickelodeon, and refers to her fans as “Lambs”. Someone call Harvard Med, excessive body glitter cause alzheimer’s.
Girls Gone Wild Conspiracy
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis claims billionaire Steve Wynn is trying to buy his bankrupt GGW porn company. Apparently Wynn’s plan is to fire the employees and dismantle the company because of a grudge. — When asked to comment further, Francis said, “I’d hate to live in a world with one less group of people preying on drunk, insecure, female spring breakers… So I’d like to announce my new venture, Girls Gone Really Wild!”
NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND
This weekend thousands of athletes, entertainers, and opportunistic women will gather in New Orleans for the NBA All-Star festivities (everyone knows you can’t spell titties without “star festivities”). — When New Orleans mayor was asked how things were going, he said, “GREAT, move over Thanksgiving, the final week of November is now National Paternity Suit week.” — A local attorney was asked about his thoughts, and he said, “We’re expecting a lot babies named Cinnamon Barkley and Kevin Corvette Hart Jr.”
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February 14, 2014
Videos - New Comedy
Apple Inc, Brothers Tucker Comedy, Chocolate, Comedy, Deals, Dinner, Dinner For 2, Funny, Groupon, Iphone, Jokes, Laser Hair Removal, Laugh, Mac, Massage, Siri, Sketch Comedy, Valentine's Day
A man alone for VALENTINE’S DAY decides he’s going to use SIRI to find GROUPON deals to treat himself. Siri’s natural invasive functioning leads to offensive suggestions and insults. The man simply wants a Groupon deal for a meal and a round of golf, but instead gets suggestions for laser hair removal, and much worse.
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