monologue-Jokes-header-2kristen stewart coverStar of the Twilight Saga, Kristen Stewart was recently featured in the magazine Marie Claire. Within the article Stewart had one of her poems published. It was titled, “My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole”… This left many people anticipating her next poem, “My Three-Way With The Wolf and Vampire”.

In Sochi the women’s Olympic downhill ended in a tie between, Switzerland’s Dominique Gisin and Slovenia’s Tina Maze. At first Vladimir Putin was outraged, saying, “The Olympics is about one man being on top”… After being shown the photo of the two women holding hands, he said, “OH, I guess it’s okay if it’s two women going downhill on each other.” Jenner and family are denying the rumors that he is in the process of going through gender reassignment surgery. On one hand it’s believable that he is chasing the ravishing good looks of his youth. On the other hand, after 9 seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians… If you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em.


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