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Kristin Cavallari and Chicago Bears, starting quarterback Jay Cutler are expecting a baby. Recently TMZ asked Cavallari if Cutler would be at the head or feet during the birth… Cavallari responded by saying, “I want him by my head, and if he drifts down I will be throwing a flag for illegal man down field.” — Yes, on the field Cutler is a pocket passer, but in the delivery room, he’ll be scrambling away from her pocket.

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On March 21st the first annual Pole Dancing awards will be held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles. You can also stream them live on PWNAwards.com… After reading this article, I’m happy to announce that pole dancing is no longer just a gateway drug for becoming a hooker.

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Maura Fussell, Reston, Va., woman faces indecent exposure and public drunkenness charges after she allegedly showed up to visit her husband in Arlington County Jail wearing only her birthday suit. Fussell was there to visit her husband who was arrested earlier that Saturday… When the police asked why she showed up drunk and naked she said, “My husband called me and mentioned something about being a part of a gang bang.”

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