Child Share App – Rideshare Parody

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One of the new fades in the city is using ridesharing platforms to get around, Lyft, Uber, and SideCar just to name a few of the bigger ones. The concept is great and the experience is wonderful, I should know, I’ve driven for both Lyft and Uber. However, I was wondering how this would transfer over to a child sharing platform for people with kids and people who temporarily wanted a child for selfish reasons, ie, picking up women, newlyweds seeing if they are ready for kids, or even a same-sex couple trying to break the awkward silence when they are home for the holidays.

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Ice Cube Impersonation

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Several times in my life I’ve been told you remind me of this guy I used to know or one of my friends from high school. I assume they think all bi-racial people look alike, because I’ve never really met anyone that looks like me. As for people telling me I look like someone famous, that rarely happens as well, BUT, I have been told I resemble the one and only, ICE CUBE! So I went to work on a Cube impersonation. For this sketch I pretended, what if he wasn’t a world famous rapper, actor, and entrepreneur, but a very intensely animated gym teacher. Check it out, YEAH, YEAH!

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Craigslist Roommate Nightmares

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I’ve never been in the situation where I’ve needed to find a roommate on Craigslist, but I’ve heard plenty of horror stories over the years. So I decided to create what my internet roommate nightmare would look like. None of the following is true, but if it makes it funnier, then yes, all the following video happened to myself and a friend from college. Please enjoy!

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The “SEX TALK”

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We’ve all had that horribly odd conversation about sex with an adult. Some parents are equip to handle it well and some aren’t. In this sketch, this particular father suffers from intimacy issues, but his wife reads a Facebook posts on her son’s page she insists that he sit down and have the “Sex Talk” with little Preston. This father starts with props and quickly escalates to substance abuse to deal with his uncomfortable feeling of talking about sex with his son.

 

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New Discovery Channel Reality Show

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A new reality show seemingly pops up everyday, but nothing like this new one on the Discovery Channel. ‘Journey To The Center Of A Woman’s Purse’ combines wild animal understander, Greg Swift going where most men would never dare to go, inside a woman’s purse. This animal understander attempts to learn more about women by studying the purses of the most complex animals on the planet, HUMAN FEMALES!

 

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Cutler Will Not Be In Cavallari’s Pocket For Delivery & More

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Kristin Cavallari and Chicago Bears, starting quarterback Jay Cutler are expecting a baby. Recently TMZ asked Cavallari if Cutler would be at the head or feet during the birth… Cavallari responded by saying, “I want him by my head, and if he drifts down I will be throwing a flag for illegal man down field.” — Yes, on the field Cutler is a pocket passer, but in the delivery room, he’ll be scrambling away from her pocket.

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On March 21st the first annual Pole Dancing awards will be held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles. You can also stream them live on PWNAwards.com… After reading this article, I’m happy to announce that pole dancing is no longer just a gateway drug for becoming a hooker.

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Maura Fussell, Reston, Va., woman faces indecent exposure and public drunkenness charges after she allegedly showed up to visit her husband in Arlington County Jail wearing only her birthday suit. Fussell was there to visit her husband who was arrested earlier that Saturday… When the police asked why she showed up drunk and naked she said, “My husband called me and mentioned something about being a part of a gang bang.”

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iCarly’s R-Rated BFF and More

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TMZ Sports is reporting skin specialist Dawn DaLuise is being held on $1 Million bail for solicitation to commit murder. DaLuise bragged about hiring former Detroit Lions offensive linemen, Chris Geile to kill his rival in the skin care industry… When Daluise was asked why the plan was not executed, he said, “momma always said, if want something done right, you gotta hire a Green Bay Packer”.

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A rather risque photo of iCarly star Jennette McCurdy was leaked. McCurdy believes this photo was leaked by NBA baller, Andre Drummond, from the Detroit Pistons. However, Drummond strongly denies being responsible for this development… When McCurdy was asked if she thinks this will affect her career negatively, she replied, “No, I don’t want to name names, but we can’t all twerk on stage with a married man in front of millions of people to jump start our adult careers”. – iCarly fans keep your eyes open for her new show, R-Rated-Carly’s BFF!

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Santa Monica Assemblyman Richard Bloom has proposed a bill that would ban the orca show in Shamu stadium at Sea World. Many California politicians oppose the idea for several reasons, mainly for it’s local significance on the job market… Bloom recently said, “bad things can happen when a whale is confined to a small place, just ask New Jersey Governor Chris Christie”.

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